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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant Giveaway!

Darren Shan’s bestselling Cirque du Freak series makes its way to the big screen this fall, with The Vampire’s Assistant – and we are offering some goodies to get in the spirit of the film!

The Book:

THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT and Other Tales from the Cirque du Freak by Darren Shan

New movie edition features the first three books–Cirque Du Freak, The Vampire’s Assistant, and Tunnels of Blood– bound up in one volume!

Do you love to be scared? Then don’t miss the terrifying adventure that begins when Darren and his best friend, Steve, get tickets to the CIRQUE DU FREAK, a wonderfully bizarre and creepy freak show. Brace yourself for thrills and chills as the boys witness a parade of grotesque creatures and face their deepest fears by entering the darkest world of the vampire. In the blood-curdling tradition of Anne Rice and Stephen King, CIRQUE DU FREAK will have you shrieking for the next horror show!

The Movie:

In theaters October 23rd

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares.

CIRQUE DU FREAK has been rated PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned – Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Children Under 13) for sequences of intense supernatural violence and action, disturbing images, thematic elements and some language.

Check out the official movie website HERE.

The Trailer:

The Giveaway:

TWO lucky winners will each receive a prize pack with the following goodies:

1. Cirque du Freak book Set (Includes all THREE original Cirque du Freak titles in one book)
2. Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant Locker Mirror

The contest is open ONLY to US residents who are at least 13 years of age as of October 1st. In order to enter, simply leave a comment here telling us if you had to live with the Cirque du Freak, what supernatural creature would you wish to be (half-vampire, werewolf, bearded lady…you name it)!

Also, we’ll be awarding EXTRA ENTRIES for the following:

+1 for posting about this giveaway and linking on your blog (please tell us you did so in an extra comment for it to count)
+1 for voting in the official widget below for your favorite Cirque du Freak T-shirt (please tell us you did so in an extra comment for it to count)


Other multiple entries that do not follow the rules specified above will be disqualified. If you have voted and linked, but have only left us with one comment, you will only be entered one time into the giveaway – so don’t shortchange yourself!

The contest will run until October 23 at 11:59 PM. We will randomly select and announce our winner on October 24th. Good Luck!


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  • Comment by Morning GlowNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Oooh, I think I would want to be a half-vampire. I think that would be extremely interesting.. especially after reading Jeaniene Frost’s Night Huntress novels!

    Thanks!
    Morning Glow

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  • Comment by Morning GlowNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Also!

    +1 I voted for the best Tshirt slogan!

    Thanks!
    Morning Glow

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  • Comment by TiahNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    I would pick half-vampire, that would be cool. I voted in the poll “there is a little freak in all of us”. I would wear that proudly.

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  • Comment by Michele P.No Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    I think I would also pick half vampire, even though I have enough body hair that if I don’t shave it would be no problem being a bearded lady or werewoman lol…there is something more glamorous in being a creature of the night… and feeding on the blood of poor souls I meet at the clubs…besides, I haven’t ever seen a vampire that wasn’t hot ;) at least in books and the movies anyways…

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  • Comment by Michele P.No Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I voted in the poll, there definitely is a little freak in all of us!

    micaela6955 at msn dot com

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  • Comment by Donna SNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    Half-vampire would be super cool.

    bacchus76 at myself dot com

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  • Comment by Donna SNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    I voted for “There is a little freak in all of us.”

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  • Comment by Donna SNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Posted on the sidebar here: http://donnasbloghome.blogspot.com/

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  • Comment by Donna SNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Posted on the sidebar here: http://donnasbloghome.blogspot.com/

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  • Comment by Jenn M.No Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    I’ve got to go with Half-vampire.

    I’m excited now about the movie after watching the trailer!

    jennifermorrill(at)att(dot)net

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  • Comment by Jenn M.No Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    +1 por favor…I voted for “there’s a little freak in all of us” love it.

    jennifermorrill(at)att(dot)net

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  • Comment by Jenn M.No Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    annnnnnd +1 last entry because I posted a linky on my blog. http://www.jennifermorrill.wordpress.com/giveaways-on-other-sites/

    Thanks so much

    jennifermorrill(at)att(dot)net

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  • Comment by CalilaNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    I think if I had to I’d rather live with a half-vampire.

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  • Comment by CalilaNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    also voted in the poll

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  • Comment by Kristine MichelleNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    I half-vampire sounds like it would be lots of fun! A full-fledged one would be even better!
    allmycrazycats @ aol.com

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  • Comment by Kristine MichelleNo Gravatar on October 1, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    I voted for “I have awesome vampire powers.” I wish. :twisted:
    allmycrazycats @ aol.com

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  • Comment by StacyNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 4:32 am

    I would be half vampire.

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  • Comment by StacyNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 4:32 am

    I voted for 100% Freak!

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  • Comment by JenPNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 6:05 am

    Hm…how about the bearded lady? I could always shave. :)

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  • Comment by JenPNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 6:06 am

    +1 I voted for ‘there’s a little freak in all of us.’

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  • Comment by Jen D.No Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Thanks to Keri Author I’d choose to be half vampire half werewolf. I’m so going to miss me some Riley Jenson. *sigh* :(

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  • Comment by Jen D.No Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 7:49 am

    +1 I voted for the best t-shirt slogan.

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  • Comment by JamieNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:21 am

    I would love to be a werewolf or were cat of some kind. I just have a soft spot for were animals..lol.

    I voted in the poll also!!

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  • Comment by CrystalGBNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:36 am

    I would choose to be a half vampire-half werewolf.

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  • Comment by CrystalGBNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:37 am

    I voted for “There is a little freak in all of us.”

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  • Comment by Teresa W.No Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 11:46 am

    I’d go with half vampire!

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  • Comment by Rosie CarloNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    +1 for voting in the t-shirt poll (there’s a little freak in all of us)

    I think I’d go with half-vampire. Even full vampire would be cool. After seeing this trailer, I so can’t wait till the movie comes out. My boys are going to love it!!

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  • Comment by carolNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    I’d be a werewolf. Thanks for the entry.

    carolsnotebook at yahoo dot com

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  • Comment by carolNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    I voted for There is a little freak in all of us.

    Thanks.

    carolsnotebook at yahoo dot com

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  • Comment by Nicole DowningNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Definitely half-vampire!

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  • Comment by Nicole DowningNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    And I voted for there is a little freak in all of us.

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  • Comment by RaelenaNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    I would want to be half vampire

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  • Comment by RaelenaNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    voted
    throuthehaze at gmail dot com

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  • Comment by The Book VixenNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    I would love to be a half-vampire.

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  • Comment by The Book VixenNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    +1 sidebar link

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  • Comment by The Book VixenNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    +1 voted for “I have awesome vampire powers”

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  • Comment by danielleNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    I read this entire series already, so no need to enter me :) I would, however, love to be…I don’t know…something that freezes time. Hours of listening to boring lectures on plants have led me down many day-dreaming paths, and one of the most re-occuring was freezing time and slapping my teacher silly, then sitting back down and watching her look around in bewilderment, holding her cheek tenderly.

    So, something like that =]

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  • Comment by bridget3420No Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    I would be a vampire who can cast spells.

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  • Comment by bridget3420No Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    I voted

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  • Comment by CourtneyNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    I would want to be a half-vampire!

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  • Comment by CourtneyNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    +1 I voted for the T-shirt slogan.

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  • Comment by bridget3420No Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Blogged

    http://bridget3420.blogspot.com/2009/10/giveaway-list.html

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  • Comment by Jo Ann JansingNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    Would have to go with a large cat shifter maybe black panther .. who is a bobtail.. :twisted:

    Thanks for the giveaway.

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  • Comment by Jo Ann JansingNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Don’t have a blog, but did vote for the shirt saying…

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  • Comment by amandaNo Gravatar on October 2, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    half vampire all the way!

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  • Comment by Elie NNo Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 4:58 am

    I would be half vampire
    great giveaway

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  • Comment by Elie NNo Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 4:58 am

    I voted for a little freak in all of us

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  • Comment by JennygirlNo Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 9:24 am

    I would be half vampire. Thanks for the contest!

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  • Comment by JennygirlNo Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 9:25 am

    I also voted for 100% freak.

    I’m sure that T shirt would get me into trouble somewhere :)

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  • Comment by Morganne W.No Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    i would be a bearded lady. just cuz. :D :-) :lol:

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  • Comment by Morganne W.No Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    i also voted 4 the “theres a little freak in all of us” t-shirt. its adorable.

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  • Comment by Helen M.No Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    I voted for “A little bit of freak in all of us”

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  • Comment by Helen M.No Gravatar on October 3, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    I’m gonna’ choose to be a bearded lady. Can I use that to go in the men’s restroom when the ladies’ line is too long?

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  • Comment by Carol MNo Gravatar on October 4, 2009 at 10:11 am

    I would like to be a half-vampire. I have no interest in being a bearded lady! :(
    mittens0831 at aol dot com

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  • Comment by Miss MarjieNo Gravatar on October 4, 2009 at 10:46 am

    I would be a centaur semi-fluent in Russian, Spanish, and Japanese. 8O

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  • Comment by Virginia HendricksNo Gravatar on October 4, 2009 at 11:58 am

    I would want to be a werewolf!

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  • Comment by BethieNo Gravatar on October 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Please count me in. Thanks for the giveaway. I would be a werewolf.

    +1 I voted for the T-shirt slogan.

    lizi0915 at aol dot com

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  • Comment by Veronica F.No Gravatar on October 5, 2009 at 2:39 am

    I’d like to be half-vampire b/c it seems the best of both worlds! 8O

    iroquois.girl@yahoo.com

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  • Comment by Veronica F.No Gravatar on October 5, 2009 at 2:40 am

    +1 for voting in the official widget for favorite Cirque du Freak T-shirt :!:

    voted for “little freak in all of us“, :lol:

    iroquois.girl@yahoo.com

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  • Comment by brizmusNo Gravatar on October 5, 2009 at 2:58 am

    Enter me! This looks awesome!

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  • Comment by brizmusNo Gravatar on October 5, 2009 at 2:59 am

    Oh, and I voted!

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  • Comment by Shahana MumnunNo Gravatar on October 6, 2009 at 11:53 am

    OMFGG I FREAKING LOVE CIRQUE DU FREAK , CANT WAIT TILL I SEE THE MOVE!!!!! :mrgreen:

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  • Comment by KarinNo Gravatar on October 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    I’d definitely want to be a half-vampire if I liked with Cirque du Freak.

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  • Comment by KarinNo Gravatar on October 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    I voted in the T-shirt slogan poll. I had to go with “There is a little freak in all of us.”

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  • Comment by Hailee A.No Gravatar on October 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    If i had to join the cirque du freak i would be telekinetic. It would be so cool 8) !I would levitate items and even myself and people in the audience! 8O I swear it would be the most amazing experience to be apart of the Cirque du freak or even just see it once!! :mrgreen:

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  • Comment by connorNo Gravatar on October 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    I Voted!

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  • Comment by Serena (Savvy Verse & Wit)No Gravatar on October 9, 2009 at 6:36 am

    Since I have a vampire obsession, I’m going with half-vampire! I had no idea that this movie was based upon books…No I really do have to read them.

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  • Comment by Serena (Savvy Verse & Wit)No Gravatar on October 9, 2009 at 6:39 am

    I posted this giveaway in my sidebar.

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  • Comment by Serena (Savvy Verse & Wit)No Gravatar on October 9, 2009 at 6:43 am

    I voted for we all have a little freak in all of us t-shirt.

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  • Comment by Lindsay TallmanNo Gravatar on October 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    I love vampires and i think i would like to be a half-vampire the most

    lindsay.tallman@gmail.com

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  • Comment by Lindsay TallmanNo Gravatar on October 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    +1 I also voted

    lindsay.tallman@gmail.com

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  • Comment by AmandaNo Gravatar on October 11, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    I think I’d have to go with the half-vampire.

    also +1, voted for a T-shirt caption.

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  • Comment by Katee RNo Gravatar on October 11, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    I’d want to be a shapeshifter. It’s be crazy-amazing to be able to look like anyone in the world!

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  • Comment by MarieNo Gravatar on October 12, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I would love to be some sort of shifter. Pluses: all the extra sensory abilities, strength. Minuses: the extra hair. I hate shaving my legs now, so this would DEFINATELY be a downer!

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  • Comment by DaelithNo Gravatar on October 12, 2009 at 11:55 am

    I’d like to be a half-vampire or Dhampir.

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  • Comment by DaelithNo Gravatar on October 12, 2009 at 11:56 am

    +1 – Voted for “There is a little freak in all of us” T-shirt.

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  • Comment by DaelithNo Gravatar on October 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    +1 – Posted a line for this at my blog

    Thank you

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  • Comment by KatieNo Gravatar on October 14, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Definitely shapeshifter. Ilona Andrew has convinced me that you can be wicked powerful in human and animal form, not to mention the perks of a pack backing you up. They have the ability to upgrade to who they need to be when things get dicey. And do most of them seem to be attractive too, in both forms? Must be another perk.

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  • Comment by tobiNo Gravatar on October 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    I would be a siren. The beautiful mythical creatures have always been seducing men or more specifically sailors to their deaths.

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  • Comment by JessicaNo Gravatar on October 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    i would be an abatwa(little person that rides ants from Zulu mythology) i get to shoot people who disrespect my size with poison arrows!

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  • Comment by IvyNo Gravatar on October 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    I would be a half-vampire :lol:

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  • Comment by IvyNo Gravatar on October 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    I also voted for “There is a little freak in all of us” :lol:

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  • Comment by Fellina GroseNo Gravatar on October 15, 2009 at 4:48 am

    More vamp books, yay!

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  • Comment by NikkiNo Gravatar on October 16, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Posted this giveaway on my sidebar!

    http://bookizzle.blogspot.com/

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  • Comment by NikkiNo Gravatar on October 16, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Posted the giveaway on my sidebar!

    http://bookizzle.blogspot.com/

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  • Comment by NikkiNo Gravatar on October 16, 2009 at 1:51 am

    And my choice of lifestyle would be a shapeshifter. Preferably a telepathic one. With great…assets, heh.

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  • Comment by NikkiNo Gravatar on October 16, 2009 at 1:53 am

    And while I’m still here, I voted for “There Is A Little Freak In All Of Us” :)

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  • Comment by TiffanyNo Gravatar on October 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I think it would be really cool to be a half-vampire, because they still get a some cool powers, like aging slowly.

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  • Comment by JessicaNo Gravatar on October 16, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    … i voted for the “theres a little vampire in all of us”

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  • Comment by SMDNo Gravatar on October 17, 2009 at 11:45 am

    What I would want to be…hmm. I don’t rightly know. I think it would be neat to be a centaur or possibly a half-vampire, but I find the prospect of extra limbs or having to drink blood rather…disheartening. So, I’ll go with a fairy, with all that magic and the little wings. That would be fun!

    Thanks!

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  • Comment by SMDNo Gravatar on October 17, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Alright, well I voted on that t-shirt thing. We all do have a little bit of the freak in us…

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  • Comment by ValorieNo Gravatar on October 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I would want to be half vamp! And I voted in the T-shirt contest.

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  • Comment by Monica the darkangelNo Gravatar on October 17, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    I voted for there is a little bit of freak in all of us. There is, sometimes theres a little bit to much in us which is why we call some people weird.

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  • Comment by Monica the darkangelNo Gravatar on October 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    I also put the giveaway on my blog!
    http://bookizzle.blogspot.com/:-)

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  • Comment by Monica the darkangelNo Gravatar on October 17, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    I also put the giveaway on my blog!
    http://bookizzle.blogspot.com/

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  • Comment by BrendaNo Gravatar on October 18, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I’d have to go with half vamp because I think the furriness would bother me:) Is that even a word? :mrgreen:

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  • Comment by BrendaNo Gravatar on October 18, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I voted and my saying is winning!

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  • Comment by BrendaNo Gravatar on October 18, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I also blogged about the contest 8)

    http://moonsanity.blogspot.com/2009/10/book-giveaways-contests-vamps-galore.html

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  • Comment by JenniferNo Gravatar on October 18, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Werewolf, definitely!

    I also voted for “I have awesome vampire powers”

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  • Comment by Shawna LewisNo Gravatar on October 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    weloveourdogs@juno.com

    I would be 1/2 vamp for sure!!!!

    I voted
    I linked to my sidebar

    Thanks for this chance to win this neat stuff!!
    Shawna L.

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  • Comment by JennaNo Gravatar on October 19, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    I would choose to be a werewolf.

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  • Comment by JennaNo Gravatar on October 19, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    Blogged here:

    http://halfbluesky.livejournal.com/13731.html

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  • Comment by LorraineNo Gravatar on October 20, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Definitely werewolf….howling at the full moon sounds divine! :roll:

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  • Comment by CherylS22No Gravatar on October 20, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    I’d like to be a shapeshifter – one that shifts into an eagle.

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  • Comment by CherylS22No Gravatar on October 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    I voted for “There is a little freak in all of us”.

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  • Comment by TiffanyNo Gravatar on October 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    I voted for there is a little freak in all of us

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  • Comment by TiffanyNo Gravatar on October 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    I would wanna be a half-vampire, because they eventually get really cool powers.

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  • Comment by Anna ?No Gravatar on October 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I would choose to be a half-vampire!

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  • Comment by Anna ?No Gravatar on October 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    +3 Posted it here: http://goodgonegirl.blogspot.com/2009/10/amazing-giveaways.html

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  • Comment by Anna ?No Gravatar on October 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    +1 I voted for “100% Freak”!

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  • Comment by ronnyNo Gravatar on October 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    i want to win :D :-) :( :o 8O :? 8) :lol: :x :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen:

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  • Comment by alanaNo Gravatar on October 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    I’d go with half-vampire.

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  • Comment by alanaNo Gravatar on October 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    I also voted for “There is a little freak in all of us”

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  • Comment by HayleyNo Gravatar on October 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    I think I would want to be a snake-lady, a la Medusa from the original Clash of the Titans movie. Bottom half of the body- snake. Top half- woman. With poisonous fangs and lots of scales. In purple and silver. :D Of course, I wouldn’t want to turn people to stone. They’d be afraid to look at me. :roll:

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  • Comment by HayleyNo Gravatar on October 22, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    I also voted for the “I have awesome vampire powers.” It’s so wonderfully tongue-in-cheek. Also sounds like something Napoleon Dynamite would say. “Girls only want boyfriends with awesome vampire powers.”

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  • Comment by Rachel Arielle Calder-WoodNo Gravatar on October 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    If i live with cirque du freak. T would enjoy every minute of my life. I would be a vampiere and hang out with the crew.

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