Day 1 of Smugglivus
Who: Holly, with the help of Casee and Ames. Holly and Casee are two of the ladies in charge of the fabulous book review blog, The Book Binge. Ames also reviews books over at her spot, Thrifty Reader.
The Book Binge provides an incredible array of giveaways, and great book reviews and discussions for romance novels–anthologies, historicals, contemporaries, paranormals, these ladies do it all.
Give it up for Holly, Casee and Ames!
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Holly:
First, thanks so much to Ana and Thea for inviting me to play during Smugglivus! I feel so loved!
Second, I cheated a bit and enlisted the help of one of my blogging buddies at Book Binge, Casee, to help with my guest post. I also need to give a special shout-out to Ames of Thrifty Reader for helping me come up with the idea and allowing me to bounce ideas off of her.
Without further ado Holly and Casee’s: Twelve Easy Ways to do TSTL (Too Stupid To Live)
On the first day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
An Intact Hymen – Surprisingly
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
An Intact Hymen – Surprisingly
On the second day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Two virgin Mistresses,
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the third day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Three Stupid Secretaries,
Two virgin mistresses,
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Four Male Disguises,
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Five Secret Babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Six Eggs a-Ovulating,
Five Secret Babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Seven Semen Swimming,
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies,
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Nine Broken Condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Ten Times Into Danger Leaping
Nine broken condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Eleven Heroines Hiding
Ten times into danger leaping
Nine broken condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my TSTL gave to me
Twelve Big Misunderstandings
Eleven Heroines Hiding
Ten times into danger leaping
Nine broken condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
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Thanks to Holly and the gals for the hilarious take on the Twelve Days of Christmas. (Thea says: I cannot wait to see what interesting Google Searches will now show up on our stat tracker)
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19 Responses to Smugglivus Presents – Holly (The Book Binge)
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Aw Holly, you bring the laughs and joy wherever you go!
Good one!!
Hee! I had no idea the bingers were poets!
OMG that was hilarious! Holly, this is classic. I’m definitely seeing the holidays in a new light *g*
I loved it! It had me laughing from the first day on. lol
Very, very funny, Holly.
I’m still laughing! It was fun coming up w/ these.
Holly – thank you! That was hilarious! I’m never going to look at certain books the same again
Awesome job, ladies! *humming & head-bouncing along with inner music*
This is hilarious and got me cracking since the 1st day. Great job, Holly!
That was great!
FIVE SEEE-KRIT BABIES!
Ahem.
All hail Smugglivus for reminding me that The Book Binge was not updating in my feed reader. Grievance! So I visit TBB & hark! this is noted. Must. try. to. fix. now.
Great job from Holly and her helpers!
Thanks for the laugh!
This is totally hilarious! Twelve Big Misunderstandings. LOL. And I love Five Secret Babies!! Very nice.
Thanks ladies. We had a great time working on this. I really think my husband thought I was nuts the way I was giggling at the computer.
And really, once again, a major thanks to Casee and Ames. I would have been lost without them.
LMAO!!!
*struggles to breath*
Bwwaahaaaahhaaa!
*mumbles* Now how the hell am I going to beat that?
Actually, this was perfect as I just ventured in Harlequin Presents Territory the other day for the very first time. And there went my category romance hymen. Buh-bye.
Too funny! This is sure to become a classic.
LOL OMG that was hilarious!!! Excellent stuff, love it
*stands and applauds*
Definitely goes into the classic territory. Must be posted every year!
CindyS
::STANDING OVATION::
Holly, Casee, and Ames get their Bawd on and the crowd goes wild!
Brava, ladies, BRAVA!